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All Douche Bouquet payments are processed by Paypal mostly because Paypal is cheap and easy, which is pretty much how we assess the goodness of anything. You don't need a Paypal account and they accept all kinds of payment, including chickens. Plus, it's completely secure.

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The Douche Bouquet is $16.95, which is much less than the equivalent amount of heroin but makes you feel just as good. The super fancy shipping calculator will figure out your Priority Mail shipping cost -- just enter your zip code and your total cost magically appears.

You will receive an email confimation and delivery confirmation.

And now for the legal spiel: By placing an order, you agree to indemnify The Louvre LLC against any and all actions and results of you requesting The Louvre LLC to send a Douche Bouquet to someone. You agree that The Louvre LLC is sending a Douche Bouquet on your behalf and at your request and that The Louvre LLC assumes no responsibility for any outcomes of said request. You agree that the person receiving the Douche Bouquet is emotionally and psychologically healthy enough to receive one without adverse effects. You agree to accept all responsibility for any results of a Douche Bouquet being sent at your request.
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But first, tell us whether you want your Douche Bouquet sent anonymously or not. If you want to send the DB anonymously, let us know below and put nothing in the FROM box. NONE of your information submitted to Paypal gets sent with the order. You will enter the Shipping/Send to information once in Paypal.